relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold
Douglas Adams goes up to the counter and orders an Earl Grey. The barista turns a handle, and there is a whirring that fills the entire coffee shop, followed by the screech of fingernails on a blackboard and something that sounds suspiciously like the theme from Scooby Doo. It is the barista’s first day, and she has already been mistaken once for a barrister and once for J.S. Bach, so she (quite bravely) accepts that maybe strange things just happen in this particular Starbucks. A mucusy batter flows reluctantly from the faucet, which was meant only to supply hot water. She shrugs, and hands it to Adams. He shrugs, and drinks it.
every step, we are breathing in your grace
ever more, we’ll be breathing out your praise
An Infinite List of Favorite Collections - Zuhair Murad 2015 Resort
why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
|Song: King And Lionheart|
|Artist: Of Monsters And Men|
|Album: My Head Is An Animal|
"And as the world comes to an end I’ll be here to hold your hand."
this is supposed to be ironic but bo actually looks really good and it stresses me out a little: a photoset
i’m on an a rollercoaster that only goes straight down to hell where i belong
This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. Even if school, work or general life isn’t okay, you’ll get through it because you are damn strong and amazing.