relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

  #I resonate with this    #college  



  #omg I can't    #comic    #puns  

Douglas Adams


Douglas Adams goes up to the counter and orders an Earl Grey.  The barista turns a handle, and there is a whirring that fills the entire coffee shop, followed by the screech of fingernails on a blackboard and something that sounds suspiciously like the theme from Scooby Doo.  It is the barista’s first day, and she has already been mistaken once for a barrister and once for J.S. Bach, so she (quite bravely) accepts that maybe strange things just happen in this particular Starbucks.  A mucusy batter flows reluctantly from the faucet, which was meant only to supply hot water. She shrugs, and hands it to Adams.  He shrugs, and drinks it.

  #I am enjoying this Tumblr greatly kudos to friendscallmefred    #douglas adams    #puns    #not really but idk what else to tag this type of stuff    #satire    #?  
Don’t worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - The main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away.
John Steinbeck
  #john steinbeck    #quote    #reminder  


every step, we are breathing in your grace

ever more, we’ll be breathing out your praise 

  #<3    #never once    #matt redman    #music    #christian  
  #night vale    #twitter  

An Infinite List of Favorite Collections - Zuhair Murad 2015 Resort

  #zuhair murad    #fashion    #dress    #p sure have reblogged before but whatever look  


why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

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Song: King And Lionheart
Artist: Of Monsters And Men
Album: My Head Is An Animal
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"And as the world comes to an end I’ll be here to hold your hand."

  #throwback &lt;3    #king and lionheart    #of monsters and men    #music  


this is supposed to be ironic but bo actually looks really good and it stresses me out a little: a photoset

  #bo burnham    #I'm feeling a little stressed out too  


Dress like a leader.

  #omg can we just    #guardians of the galaxy  

gosh diddly darn


gosh diddly darn

  #story of my life bc I'm a horrible person    #laughs sadly    #comic  


i’m on an a rollercoaster that only goes straight down to hell where i belong

  #this is horrible but I laughed so here you go for your enjoyment  


This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. Even if school, work or general life isn’t okay, you’ll get through it because you are damn strong and amazing.

  #a little late but week 2 I got this    #college    #reminder